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I would be a f**king criminal
And so would about half my victims with what indid to them

Then I would be on the run from police

Not just because I'm tall, but because I murdered my ex and her children

I would be a law-abiding citizen
Hell, i would be a f**king cop

I know

i would be the most law abiding citizen ever

well in that regard, but i would still be on the run from the police because i committed the hijacking of multiple trains and am responsible for 5 counts of vehicular manslaughter and 3 counts of first degree murder

haha good one but in my book snitches don't get stitches, they get taken care of and then put underneath my floorboards cut up into separate plastic bags

did you see or hear anything from me today?

no

that was a good decision to say that, mark.

my name is not mark

sure it isn't.

I'll let it slide, but if you contradict me one more time you will be neutralized (real no cap)

wtf so sorry

my serial killing skills are lackin today fr

I'd have a clean record

id never get arrested

АНАРХИЯ-МАМА

LMAO

What's so funny?

You're the only one to do that

To do what? Type 'Mother Anarchy' in Russian and all caps?

Yes

I can be the only one to type 'things to do with 985 pigeons'.

Yes.

Then I would be within regulations

then i would be fine