I’m chilling in my office on floor 54 of the North Tower of the ITC, I hooked up a PlayBox 6 to my TV next to my south facing window so I have a view of MSMG Bay and the Statue of Tomfoolery

Anyway

>stat check

Happy Little Grey Cat
800 HP
10 DMG
He enjoys everything. Everything.

>inventory

Rusty Knife (equipped)
2x Pizza Slice
Apple

I feed the cat one of my pizza slices

(ERROR: That is not an option!)

>INVENTORY

Deez nutz (Rare item, level 5)
Metal pipe (Common, level 4)
Car Battery (Uncommon, level 9)

>Combine
Deez nutz + Metal pipe + Car battery
>You have forged: Shock Powered Nutz Nunchucks

>ATTACK
*You deal 95% percent damage. You then commit suicide from eternal guilt of hitting a cute grey catto. Game Over

(ERROR: Inspect element and code changes detected. Restarting fight...)

What happened?

What will you do?
>ATTACK
STAT CHECK
HEAL
INVENTORY

>INVENTORY

Rusty Knife (equipped)
2x Pizza Slice
Apple

Eat 1x pizza slice

(ERROR: Your health is full!)

>ATTACK

*You deal 50 DMG
*Happy Little Grey Cat used Slam
*You now have 125/135 HP
What will you do?
>ATTACK
STAT CHECK
HEAL
INVENTORY

>STAT CHECK

>mod abuse

(ERROR: 'mod abuse' is not an option!)

It is now

>INVENTORY

Worn Out Sword
Hunting Bow
Metal Tray
2x Salmon

*You feed the cat 2x Salmon

*Happy Little Grey Cat used Slam!
*You recieved 10 DMG
*You have 125/135 HP

Can I do combos?

no

(ERROR: Inspect Element detected. Restarting fight...)

Aw so I’m not supposed to feed the cat 2x Salmon?

you can't tame a cat until after you beat it

Oh in that case…

>ATTACK
>Worn Out Sword

*You slice the cat’s tail off, it deals 16 damage however the tail doesn’t actually come off, game physics are weird

you don't have a worn out sword

>INVENTORY

Rusty Knife (equipped)
2x Pizza Slice
Apple

>ATTACK

Stab (12 damage)
>Slice (15 damage)
Slap (7 damage)

(ERROR: The Rusty Knife deals 50 DMG!)

Ok I do 50 damage

>Stat Check

You
>Happy little Gray cat

50 Hp
10 Defense
30 Attack
This cat is always happy. He cannot feel pain, nor be killed.

(ERROR: Inspect Element and code changes detected. Restarting fight...)

>Inventory

Rusty Knife (equipped)
2x Pizza Slice
Apple

>Apple

A fresh apple you picked from a tree.
>GO BACK

>Pizza

>Feed Cat
Eat

(ERROR: 'Feed Cat' is not an option!)