The Promised World is the name of a golf course that Ascyn Incorporated planned to build in early May, 1993. However, the contract fell through when the contractor, Don Joe, mysteriously disappeared one morning after pouring himself a glass of almond milk. His wife found the half gallon on the floor, a the glass broken next to the open fridge, but there was no sign of her husband. Spillage indicated that he slipped, but there was no evidence of a body nor any trace of DNA. Do not trust the almond water of the Promised World. If ingested, you will experience excruciating pain, lying in agony until the mold forms inside your digestive tract, slowly rupturing through your stomach wall to form a zombie entity...the Promised Land, on the other hand, is a land that is absolutely clear of any entity, and there is no deceptive almond milk within reach.
