Says the guy that's afraid of waving inflatables

SHE ALSO SHITS HER PANTS!!!

I don't always sh1t my pants. Sometimes I'm constipated.

just wait, soon enough ima do one for EVERYONE here

Do me next
(I'll give you stuff to do it on)

This can be taken out of context

WOAH

okay, what should your text say

The uh-
uh-

I used to be bi
and I am scared of lady bugs

so chose

do me next

Wait what will you do of me? I wanna see what goofy ass shit you come up with

says the guy who doesn’t believe that dicks can’t get compressed

she also jerks off to Jews

Prove it with an image

how can a woman jerk off without having a dick?

fine
"masturbates"