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I posted a lot more but ill put that l8r

I posted a lot more but ill put that l8r | I loved the part where Peter Pan wrote: "

"My name is Peter Hartwell Pan. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Captain Hook. Hook has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hook came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hook was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hook took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hook had a partner, a woman named Tinkerbell, a businesswoman. Hook essentially sold me into servitude to this woman, and when I tried to quit, Tinker threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hook and Tinker had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hook was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Tinker flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Tinker was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hook was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hook was bent on revenge, working with a man named Lost Person #1, he plotted to kill Tinker, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hook had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hook had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hook will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."; so I just saw the Peter pan and Wendy trailer; And posted this in the comments (look in img desc) | image tagged in commanderfunguy nf template thx yachi | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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lol
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yea we've been roasting the heck outta it bc it has nothing to do with source material
Disney actually disabled comments on it lmfao
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LMAO
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Common Disney L these days
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I loved the part where Peter Pan wrote: " "My name is Peter Hartwell Pan. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Captain Hook. Hook has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hook came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hook was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hook took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hook had a partner, a woman named Tinkerbell, a businesswoman. Hook essentially sold me into servitude to this woman, and when I tried to quit, Tinker threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hook and Tinker had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hook was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Tinker flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Tinker was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hook was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hook was bent on revenge, working with a man named Lost Person #1, he plotted to kill Tinker, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hook had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hook had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hook will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."; so I just saw the Peter pan and Wendy trailer; And posted this in the comments (look in img desc)