I'm a gonna do something very illegal

Ah, another intellectual human being!

Ok boss i wrote “make sure there are no witnesses around when you plan to commit crimes against man, nature, physics, and God himself.

Everything looks suspicious at 2:30 in the morning, such as sneaking a brand new shotgun from my car's trunk into my house so that my family don't catch me with yet another gun.

Just shoot em dead then! It's easy!

Physically, yes, all it really takes is a point and a click. Emotionally, I could not harm my family, nor would I.

I have a much more... "effective" way of removing witnesses.

sping-bing has committed war crimes.

i did the same thing last night it was scary when i saw the cops bu they just drove by

relatable