that's actually possible, in the event of a leap year.

Never ask a woman her age.

Me

That one old relative you forgot about:

Is it ?st ?nd ?rd or ?th

The candle I put on my grandmas cake

ah yes my cousin is now ? y-o

happy ?th birthday!!

I had my ?th birthday 11 days ago

The age is u n d e c i d e d

They use the birth certificate to light the candle. Works perfectly. If you want to give your friend an extra scare, use theirs!

My girlfriend (at least that's what I told the cops)

for like will you go to prom with me

Me