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So I was dating this boy and middle school for six months we had an excellent relationship it was very healthy. Anyways a week came were my aunt was like hey guys I'm engaged I'm getting married soon please come to my way now I've never met the dude before so I was like sure why not. So we're at the wedding we're dancing and having a great time I look over and see my boyfriend there. And I said, "Why are you here?" And he said, "oh my uncle is getting married." And then we talked it out. We decided to break up after the wedding not to make a scene. So after the wedding happened it was just me and him and a room because I pulled him aside and we broke up. And that's how I technically dated my cousin.

*sigh*
time to translate this to a furry version...

WTF

Do it

KYS.

lmaoo

i won't actually do it.

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Uwu

f**k yourself

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "Fine. I'll do it myself."?

No way (Pochita moment)

LMAFOA

LMDAO

Thats depressing

Eh I got over it

As long as you didn’t do it

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I feel like a had a stroke

dang

Wtf

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