My honest reaction:

wot

Lady Crystal is a superhero

ahh

She's a teen old girl named Maya.

teen superheroes are great
if they’re done well

she's making this shit up, they're from two seperate things and she hates mr pinch because she thinks he's a jewish stereotype

wot

eliza is making all this shit up about "mr pinch being made to destroy crystal's reputation"
mr pinch was made to throw an italian man in a sewer, THAT'S IT

wow

crystal is jewish

mr pinch is pizzish(?)

Mr pinch was actually created as a gimmick

for what? to weaken crystal's power?

To fling you across the level to get to the goal

to fling peppino's ass while in the sewers dumbass