Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen, if ya feelin underpowered I'll help you make amends. Stick your weapon in the slot, and let it change your luck. Alot of things are guaranteed but I promise this won't suck. Punch your fits into the air and raise a rebel yell! There's lotsa badduns out there you need to send to hell. With pack a punch you'll have a hunch, your problems will be gone! And while you put yourself to work sing a country-western song. Pack a punch! (Everybody!) Pack a punch! (Yeehaw!)