Conservative Party (Sloth's Version) be like:

Correct, conservative principles of liberty and freedom from unnecessary government regulation support the use of any kind of sex toy.

any kind?

Just about. As a strong 2nd Amendment supporter, I believe there should be zero restrictions on private ownership of weaponry. Therefore, if someone wanted to stick their dick in a bazooka (assuming that was their thing), I see no reason why the government should impose any value judgment (pro- or con-) upon this private consensual activity.

"Just about"? So you're not in favor of total freedom?

I always leave myself some wiggle room because there is no accounting for what can be dreamed up by the sick and twisted minds of Leftists.