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"Officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE"

"Officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE" | THE POLICE; ME EXPLAINING THE SCIENCE OF ATOMS AND HOW THEY NEVER TOUCH; THE MOM OF THE KID I JUST PUNCHED | image tagged in mike wazowski trying to explain | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
8,546 views 290 upvotes Made by JustaHorse 1 year ago in fun
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Outstanding move, but it’s illegal. Is prison a joke to you? | image tagged in outstanding move but it s illegal is prison a joke to you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Well outstanding move to be sure but actually that’s illegal | image tagged in well outstanding move to be sure but actually that s illegal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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bitch
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atoms are the smallest things we know of. they never touch and repel each other. so your honor no i did not touch that 16 year old girl.
1 up, 1y
excuse me? (with rizz)
0 ups, 1y
1.its plank length dumbass
2.nice
1 up, 1y
This is genuinely funny; I always have had that thought about atoms touching in the back of my head but I never thought someone else actually knew that
0 ups, 8mo
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“You gotta believe mee”
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Hear me out. if you almost m****r a small child and call it "self-defense",
A. It's not self-defense cuz you didn't touch him
B. You didn't almost m****r him because you didn't touch him
0 ups, 1y,
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wait there's always a layer of air in between so it was the air for the punched him not you
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yes
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yup to if you spilled water of someone its gravity fault not mine
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that and the velocity bring the water forward
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yes
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Technooooooooooooooooooooo!😭😭😭😭😭
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Technooooooooooooooooooooo!😭😭😭😭😭
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STFU
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Why? who even included you in this convo.?
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the dropkicked child
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but that child is dead. How could he include you?
0 ups, 1y,
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he aint dead, just maimed, if i wanted him dead, i would have curb stomped them
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what makes you the one who decides his fate? you're not the one who created this meme, so why were you the one that dropkicked the kid?
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"Argue with a fool, and they shall mock you. Argue with a smart man, they shall be wiser." -Proverbs
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THE POLICE; ME EXPLAINING THE SCIENCE OF ATOMS AND HOW THEY NEVER TOUCH; THE MOM OF THE KID I JUST PUNCHED