"Officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE"

chain

chain

bitch

atoms are the smallest things we know of. they never touch and repel each other. so your honor no i did not touch that 16 year old girl.

excuse me? (with rizz)

1.its plank length dumbass
2.nice

This is genuinely funny; I always have had that thought about atoms touching in the back of my head but I never thought someone else actually knew that

“You gotta believe mee”

Hear me out. if you almost m****r a small child and call it "self-defense",
A. It's not self-defense cuz you didn't touch him
B. You didn't almost m****r him because you didn't touch him

wait there's always a layer of air in between so it was the air for the punched him not you

yes

yup to if you spilled water of someone its gravity fault not mine

that and the velocity bring the water forward

yes

Technooooooooooooooooooooo!😭😭😭😭😭

Technooooooooooooooooooooo!😭😭😭😭😭

STFU

Why? who even included you in this convo.?

the dropkicked child

but that child is dead. How could he include you?

he aint dead, just maimed, if i wanted him dead, i would have curb stomped them

what makes you the one who decides his fate? you're not the one who created this meme, so why were you the one that dropkicked the kid?

"Argue with a fool, and they shall mock you. Argue with a smart man, they shall be wiser." -Proverbs