PFFFFFFFFFT

Holy shit dude

60% of all witches trialed were found not guilty
25% of all witches executed were men, and occasionally even children were accused of being witches

And only 300 witches were burnt. Most were hanged

Average “witch”: I just swept my house and got a cat!

LUT US BEGIN BROTHER

YES

TO JURUSLUM

TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND

STEAL SOME PEPTO BISMOL TO

YES.

AND I MUST BE CHEWABLE PEPTO BILMOL I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OTHERWISE BUT MOSTLY LETS TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

IM IN A MATH CLASS RIGHT NOW WHAT IS MY LIFE OH CRAP MY PROFESSOR IS LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEE GOT TO GO

FAREWELL BROTHER!