Me: huh?

"Yo."

Raymond: ooo! do you have any more?

"Years ago..."

Raymond: b-but I... What? I just met you today!

"I said in another life."

Raymond: oh yeah... BUT HOW WOULD YOU REMEBER THAT?!

"Damn! You're right!"

(LMAO)

He looked offended.
"Of course you did! You made me remember our past life together!"

Raymond: *Stops* Pardon me, what?

"You... You don't remember?"

Raymond: Remember what?

"Awe, never mind. If you don't remember the vows we exchanged, it's pointless anyway..."

Raymond: How do I know you, if i don't I get an answer i will go stir crazy

"You proposed to me." He said this in a matter-of-fact- tone.

Raymond: i-i did?

He nods.

Raymond: when?

He brought his hand to where he hit him. "You're so mean!" Tears bubbled up in the corners of his eyes.
((YAY- Very few people are actually educated believe it or not.

(Oh, don't I know it-)
Raymond: ... ok, i'm sorry *Holds the panta out of his reach* are you ok?

((It's terrible- and then people only watch the anime and get your hopes up-
The tears dissapated.
"I have a fairly high pain tolerance-"

Raymond: hmm, i bet your quite the kinky bastered in bed-
(I KNOW! i can't even find people who just watched the anime-)

((Someone had a monokuma pin, and i got *sooooo* happy- I ran up to them and told them I liked their pin, and they said- "Yeah, its a good anime." *heartbroken noises*

(... bro, the pain-)

relatable not gonna lie here lol

there are 2 girls who are kokichi stans in my gym class lmfaooo

f**king slay

He leaned in devilishly.
"Care to find out?"

Raymond: hmmm, we'll see-
(hE HAD IT COMING-)

His smile went a bit sideways, but his still maintained his stance.
(('Oh f**k, not Saihara why didn't he just say something all embarrassed like, oh shit'

Raymond: *snickering* you ok, shortie?

"Do yourself a favor and shut the f**k up."

Raymond: all right! calm down! I was just joking with ya! Anyway, thanks for the panta! *starts to walk away*

The purple haired boy turned to look at them.
"Nope!"

Raymond: Well Dam, I wanted some!

"Too bad~" He took another swig from the half empty bottle.

Raymond: Hmm... *Grabs the bottle and runs away* SO LONG SUCKER!

He hopped off the table and chased after him. "Get back here!"

Raymond: NOPE! IT'S MINE NOWWW

He laughed and continued to chase him.
"With all of my saliva on that?! What are you, gay?"
((Says the extremely homosexual man

(Good thing I am extremely homo as well)
Raymond: Pan, but close to it..

((Whaaatt, no, I couldn't tell-
He grinned at him, still running.
"So, like, pans turn you on?"
((IM SORRY- THIS BOY IS A LITTLE DIPSHIT AND HE WOULD SAY THIS KNOWING DAMN WELL WHAT IT MEANS

Raymond: *Stops and looks at him* look here you short little sh1t-
(HE WOULD, also, sarcastic much?)

((You actually know dangan---?
When Raymond stopped, he snatched the bottle from their hands, still grinning.
"Yes~?"

(... no i live under a rock! OF COURSE I DO!)
*looks down at him, because i'm freaking 5'5-*
Raymond: *Smacks him, hard, and takes back the panta* Thank you, and never make that joke again-

"That's mine-" He followed them.

Raymond: well, not anymore-

"Well, there's a couple left in the machine. Can I have mine back?"

Raymond: Fine... *Gives it back*

"Thank you-" He grabbed the half full bottle casually, as if he didn't have to beg for it."

Raymond: *Smacks him again* And try to calm down on the lieing-

"Jesus christ, and calm down your hand, what are you, a Russian?"

Raymond: nope, Italian.

He narrowed his eyes unamusedly.
((spagetti noodle haha /J

Raymond: bene, buh-ciao piccoletto!

"the f**k..."

Raymond: It's Italian- goodness...

((all i understood was "shit" so-
He looked amused.

Raymond: *Walks off* Byakuya was never this mean-

(Byakuya was this mean, he was worse-

((I google translated it and I had to restrain myself from laughing my ass off.
"Where are you goingggg?"

Raymond: Away from you

"You *are* a meanie pants, ramming yourself in *my* life and walking away."

Raymond: like I changed your life SO much

"Just don't want your filthy hands all over it."

Raymond: Filthy? All I do is stay inside and write, how tf are they FILTHY??

"Because they're your hands."

Raymond: *offended* I'll start yelling at you in italian

"Ooh, a biligual yelling at me, how attractive."

Raymond: .... guarda qui piccola merda

((LMAO I"M DYING- Valid point though

"I know that- I'm no idiot, but what did you say? do I look like the f**king duolingo owl?"
((Being kokichi is so f**king fun, you can say whatever the f**k you want and it still be in character

(Me who does duolingo:)
Raymond: I said, "well, buh-bye shortie"

((PHTTTTT)
He pouted dramatically and kept on his heels.

((So you can actually speak italian? If you can, that's badass! My whole family is Puerto Rican and I can barely speak it... I can understand it though- Just uh, hard to respond.))

(No I can't speak it fluently, but I'm learning to. My family came to AmErIcA from italy)
Raymond: oh stop poutinging or i'm going to freaking drink your panta-

((I was born and raised in America, but my whole go***mn bloodline looks down apon me /J)
He dropped it inside of his shirt.

Raymond: over-protective of your soda much?

"Why can't you find your own?"

Raymond: Because you said there isn't anymore-

"Well, I was lying. Duh."

Raymond: *stops* ... well now i'm taking it because your being a jerk-

"What accusations..."

Raymond: *walking farther away* Your the one who lied!

He continued to follow him, knowing he probably wasn't going to get his drink back.
"And you where the one who wanted some."

Raymond: Aagin, if you didn't lie, you would have your soda and I would be leaving you alone-