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Inactive_Gnib_Jr
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I ain’t reading that
firestar9990
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Illiterate.
Inactive_Gnib_Jr
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[deleted] M
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He cracked the code...W
firestar9990
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The code?
[deleted] M
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Yes. You figured out how to beat their arguement! I've always been looking for a way to use their own science against them and you did it
firestar9990
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I was just thinking about the chances of evolution happening and typed it up. I'm sure someone before has thought of it before.



I just thought of a counter-argument and then just thought of a counter counter-argument, hold on:



One might say that the chances of evolution occuring are much higher than I think, but that's not true. Several evolution experiments have been going, and they've only had a few adaptations. Take, for example, the E-Coli Long-Term Evolution Experiment. The bacteria have become slightly more efficent at taking in nutrients, and have adapted the ability to consume citrates. That's it, with 12 generations every single day since 1988, counting Christmas off.
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Interesting. I actually believe we are devolving. We didn't come from monkeys to be sure, but we are becoming weaker, dumber. In fact a whole lot more deformed people are born today then way back when
firestar9990
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I don't think that's due to natural selection, but some outside factor. I'm not going to speculate here because I'll sound crazy in any case, but it could be anything. It could even be things we deem innocuous, like one of the many vaccines that small children are required to take, or soybean oil, or perhaps even something that seems less innocent like High Fructose Corn Syrup.



Just to straighten it out, I'm not an anti-vaxxer. I simply think that it is a possibility that certain vaccines may have long-term effects on people, espescially those that are injected into prepubescent children.
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firestar9990
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Illiterate.

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Yo read this crap I wrote in 15 minutes; The simple fact that the probability for life to develop so quickly using the theory of evolution is unspeakably low, God must exist. Let me explain: Using the theory of evolution, a prokaryote that is carbon-based and uses RNA must have spontaneously formed at some point on Earth. This hypothetical prokaryote must also have been able to have the faculties to exchange material and reproduce. This prokaryote must also have been able to process raw organic material, such as carbon compounds. That’s not all; multicellular life has to have formed using the theory of evolution. This isn’t as unlikely, but it is still very unlikely. Several cells must have grouped together and stayed connected via tissues of some kind. They must also have had to work together. Think as well that using the theory of evolution, it must also have had to have evolved from the aforementioned prokaryote. Sexual reproduction evolving is quite likely as far as I need to go to prove my point that there’s nearly zero doubt that God exists. If it were to evolve spontaneously, there would need to be two multicellular life-forms that evolved RNA into DNA at the exact same time, and also had the ability to sexually reproduce to create copies with slightly changed DNA. You have to think as well, that because of biodiversity and such, the same mutations would have had to have occurred many times. Since I’ve established that the chances of multicellular and sexually reproducing life spontaneously evolving is unspeakably low, then there’s only one other option. That other option is that God exists, and he created us for some purpose. The dedicated hypothetical Atheist might say ‘Well, that unspeakably small chance happened’, but the said hypothetical Atheist likely doesn’t realize just what astronomically small chances I’m talking of here and should reread and reflect on what I have written.