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People like this make me want to go out and throat punch all of humanity. | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY; “BE STRAIGHT”.
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203 views 7 upvotes Made by The_Gay_Philosophist 2 years ago in LGBTQ
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3 ups, 2y,
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Continued.

“Excuse me, natural way?”
“Yeah, doesn’t it work differently when you’re gay? Don’t you choose that?”
“Um, no. It’s the same amount of natural-ness, Drake. We have emotions.”
“So just change your ‘emotions’.”
“Forget it, okay? Just know I’m not coming to the dance with you.”

At this point he started to be creepy. Like, “you should go to church” type homophobia mixed with “what you feel is invalid, try dating me for the ‘natural’ way” desperation. She looked scared but didn’t leave and I saw she was panicking. That’s when I stepped in and told him to F off. He had asked me out similarly in the past and I wasn’t going to be frozen anymore. I slapped him across the face and grabbed her arm to pull her away. He followed us until he got hit by a soccer ball and we ducked behind a tree.
I don’t know how to deal with him, and he seems like the type boundaries don’t apply to. There are a lot of bridges he wouldn’t hesitate to cross, and we’re scared. Again, he’s a pervert. I don’t know how far he would go, but there’s no way in hell I’m going to find out. Any tips?
1 up, 2y
solution: learn the dark arts, make voodoo dolls, make him hate life :)
1 up, 2y
i would say tell a teacher but they might be homophobic and I wouldn't risk it

another way is to just not react to him and just walk away if he starts to talk to you
0 ups, 2y
bros a clown tried to stalk some chick and got hit with a soccer ball :skull:
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2 ups, 2y
That guy is quite literally the human incarnation of utter stupidity
2 ups, 2y
What the actual f**k is wrong him
2 ups, 2y
Ok, so there’s this guy who kind of pretends to be in my friend group. I’ll call him Drake. Drake is, I’m fairly certain, a sociopath with a hyperactive imagination. He is a pervert and he’s the kind of charismatic that can always convince you, “He’s not so bad. Let’s just give him one more chance, I’m sure he’ll change!”. News flash. He never changes. Anyways, it’s getting kind of close to the Valentine’s Day dance near where we go to school and everyone is asking their significant other to go with them. Drake is desperate, and unknowingly asks out a lesbian girl. She doesn’t know him well and very kindly rejects him. This is how their conversation went.

“Will you go to the dance with me?”
“Oh sorry, I can’t.”
“Why? You aren’t dating anyone.”
“Um…can you keep a secret?”
“Sure. What is it?”
“I’m kind of…a lesbian. I don’t like guys.”
-A moment of dumbfounded silence-
“But…isn’t that just something you chose? Can’t you just be straight?”
“That’s not how it works. Did you choose to like girls?”
“No, but I do things the natural way.
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1 up, 2y
OK so not sociopathic behavior but definitely unwilling to change and he's probably a spoiled individual so I would avoid him and not respond to him at all that's the most infuriating thing for someone like him
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1 up, 2y
damn what an asshole im so sorry that happnd to u
1 up, 2y,
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Bro tell the principle or the police if it's that bad!
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1 up, 2y
Yeah, i think you should tell the police
Honestly, how ignorant do you have to be to belive that you just choose your sexuality?
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1 up, 2y,
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That guy is on another level of stupidity, I can’t explain it.
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
He just messaged me…how the hell did he get my phone number I certainly didn’t give it to him
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1 up, 2y
Block him block him block him
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
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Either he begged one of your friends to give it to him or he's a stalker. Regardless, block his ass.
0 ups, 2y
Blocked.
0 ups, 2y
bro is literally the incarnation of gay as an insult breh. like, that is who i would use that on if one person. (just clarifying im gay, not homophobic)
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