Like WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Someone obviously had a seizure

Or a car tried to run them over

Maybe they had too much to drink

Or they were being hunted down by assassins and still tried to finish up their work.

Maybe they were on their phone and wasn’t paying attention

Maybe they were being shot at by their boss to hurry up

Maybe someone was trying to run them over with a car

I said that

Oh sorry

oh look a totally safe road to drive on, I won't get arrested the moment I drive straight