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YOUR VERY OPSESSED WITH THAT SQUID, I THINK YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. OK AT TIMES, CAN BE ANNOYING, YES IM SAYING THAT; OH HELLO SELF! HONESTLY PRETTY CHILL NEIGHBOR, STEALS MY FOOD BUT IS AIGHT; FUN TO ANNOY, NOT FUN WHEN SHES ANGRY; STILL OWES ME MONEY FOR WRECKING MY FARM! ONE OF THE FEW I RESPECT, KILLED, AND THEN REVIVED; HE DOESNT DO MUCH, EMPIRES PROBABLY GONNA FALL SOON; CRAZY, WHY DOESNT THE COLLECTOR DO ANYTHING ABOUT HER? IMPRESSIVE HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT SKILL, BUT I DONT SEE HER THAT MUCH; IS THIS SOME ALIEN? IT HONESTLY SCARES ME; WHAT IS THAT THING? THAT THING SCARES ME, LIKE, ALOT; DOESNT DO MUCH, BUT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE IN RESEARCH; HES COOL, EVEN THOUGH HE WRECKED MY FACTORIES, HE REALLY COOL; BLU-; ONE OF MY BUDDIES, FUN TO HANG OUT WITH, BUT WHEN HES ON A RAMPAGE, I GO HOME; DOESNT DO MUCH AGAIN, CAN I STICK MY HAND THROUGH IT? HAVENT SEEN HIM MUCH, IMPRESSIVE SYMBIOTE, SHOULD RESEARCH IT IN MY LAB SOMEDAY; I THINK RELATED TO SLYCEON? DID HE DIE? EITHER WAY IM NOT ATTENDING HIS FUNERAL. HAVENT SEEN THIS THING AND IM GLAD I HAVENT; I HOPE I NEVER SEE THAT THING AGAIN; HIS BRAIN IS MESSED UP. DONT LIKE HIM, NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HER, MIGHT NEED TO DO RESEARCH ON HER; COOL DUDE, DONT TALK TO HIM MUCH THOUGH. LOOKS LIKE THE THING HIDING IN MY CLOSET.. FRIENDS WITH BELDUM, SO HES ALRIGHT IN MY BOOK; TRIED TO EAT IT, ITS SUPRISINGLY POWERFUL; NEVER SEEN EM; I USED TO THING SHE WAS ANNOYING, BUT I THANK HER FOR GIVING ME MY DOG; IS THAT A DINOSAUR? I THINK IT IS.. ID LIKE TO USE THAT CRYSTAL INSIDE OF HIM.. IVE HEAR RUMORS OF IT, BUT NEVER SEEN IT; WAIT, THERES TWO OF EM?? I WONDER HOW MUCH PAIN IT EXPERIENCES? VERY POWERFUL PERSON, WISH I HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET EM; WHO EVEN IS THIS? I CANT UNDERSTAND IT, BUT IM SURE SHAD HAS MORE INFORMATION ON IT; LOOKS LIKE THE CATS THAT KEEP EATING MY TUNA SALAD; WHO IS THIS? SHES COOL, I STILL DONT KNOW HOW SHE HASNT EXPIRED YET; IVE SEEN EM ALOT, BUT I DONT TALK WITH EM; AH YES, BOB.