I wish I was f**king joking, this girl is like, a foot taller than me, two years older, really strong, AND IS ALWAYS TOUCHING ME
IM TO GAY FOR THIS SHIT.
I confessed to her, she doesn't- I think she likes f**king with me because of how flustered I get. BUT she did threaten to kiss me once, now that she's single, I'm gonna bring it up
Just kiss as homies, right?