Me after dropping my sample at the sperm bank:

Me after dropping m̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ sperm b̶a̶n̶k̶

i have never been to starbucks
bc im in australia

W, the people there drink quality craftsmenship.

lmao
We got mccafe
they built that shit specifically for Australians

Damn

Frfr
i dont drink coffee though

I do, sometimes.