Sorry for the lack of this. Here is a mega one; IF YOU HAVE A MICRO NAP, THEN WE'LL MEET JESUS; PULL BUCKET; CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FAILED. YOU ALWAYS FAIL; IF YOU CAN'T AIM FOR PEACE, AIM BETWEEN THE EYES; SHIPS ON VIGER AND THE WAVES ARE SKIMING. BARREN SUMMITS TO THE BURNT OUT PLAINS. EACH HORIZON IS A NEW BEGINNING. RISE AND RAIN. OH FRICK, THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS ARE BACK; WHY ARE YOU SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD AT THAT. I'LL PUT A SAUSAGE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE; SAYS THE TOASTER SIMP; I CAN'T SPEAK WORDS TODAY CAN I; IF LIFE EVER SEEMS TOUGH JUST REMEMBER, "THIS WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT STORY ONE DAY". AND THE FACT YOU'LL MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. BECAUSE YOUR EXISTENCE IS A JOKE.