Me: “There were so many people there that it looked like one of the battles from LOTR!”; Me later: “I’m so much shorter than my friends that I look like a dwarf from LOTR.”; Me again after that: “That soup was as bad as Èowyn’s stew from LOTR!”; My brother: “Why is literally everything about LOTR to you?”; Me:; MY COMPARISONS TO LOTR
