Balls

now put that in a coherent sentence
and you will be a “Rhyming Apprentice”

Nah nah I got more hmmmmm I show speed dried out weed anal beed headphone wire deflated tire hello everybody my name is markplier

“Hello everyone, my name is markiplier
Let’s paint the whole town with ‘Sub to Mark’ flyers
Only based user on OnlyFans
Only guy on the platform who don’t need creepy simps for stans
Only guy on there who grew up with a father
Wanna come at me? Don’t bother…”

My lawyers advised me not to finish where this is going

Damn good rhyme

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