for me it's
physical:
- PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN IN EVERY WAY
- acne? you amateurs, my face is equivalent to that of the go***mn himalayas
- breathing troubles (do i have asthma or no aaaaaa)
mental:
- possible depression (guesstimated, undiagnosed)
- possible anxiety (guesstimated, undiagnosed)
- possible paranoia (guesstimated, undiagnosed)
- whatever the hell extreme introverts have (is it antisocial personality disorder? maybe??)
- possible/likely symmetry OCD (guesstimated, undiagnosed; i used to have the "numbers must end in 0 or 5" too but that no longer bothers me)
- mental problems in general (actually kinda diagnosed but not fully)