Since I sleep on top bunk on my bunk bed, I just topple the bed over Afton then run

make out with him cuz i love myself

Narcissism is strange sometimes.

This is gonna grow into one crazy fanfic someday...

If you know you know

*sinister laughter intenifies*

( * e p i c . s l a p * )

I have the sudden urge to draw you slapping Springtrap for some reason
(btw sorry I haven't drawn your portait yet, I can't draw beaks correctly to save my life)

Just sit there in my bed and say “this is my life now”

show him the furry memes about him

That would scare the living (Or unliving) shit out of him

Show him Puppet x Springtrap r34 and watch him suffer

Dave, you're my best friend on this website but please stop watching me while I sleep

I would grab him and give him snuggles 🥰 (yes I know it’s weird at but he’s so cute bro-)

So you just let him kill you?

Yes

just pull out the baseball bat that i keep under my bed

Probably helpful for when Monty decides to get you once and for all

Hey there, old sport

splash water on him

rip off his arm and make him weirdly different from himself

I will fix the suit save afton and then wear it >:)

Wanna be burned, old man?

Give him a cupcake in hopes he wont eat me

Dasani go brr
If you know you know

i say "yo bro wanna play some minecraft"

I would stun him, Jump in my closet, and when he's back, I JUMP him

Interesting