Meowscarada

what if i set you on fire with a flamethrower

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Spacefanatic just exposed himself saying he never watched phineas and ferb

Helm gnaw

Ikr

Nothing

Good

Besides that fatherless temp?

Nothing much

The pokemon itself is not fatherless, just the stuff people do with him

Nothing fatherless about the Pokémon, it’s the stuff people do with him that’s fatherless.

Yes

I fell of my chair.

5 second rule

Wut.

You fell if the chair
You’re on the floor
It’s a 5 second rule

The hell am I supposed to do? Eat myself?

Yes