WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS

*sigh*
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literally nothing

Ask Yachi for proof

Ask Yachi for proof of what happened

mineral bans then dies

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I just knew this would get documented. “The day Obsidian cracked”

I was gone for five go***mn minutes making a meme, tf happened now?

black mineral bans then dies

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what?

I’ve made other “album-cover-esque incident” images during last year, most notable ones being the Dream Nazi Stan incident and the Banting Family incident.
I say “album-cover-esque” because they look exactly like album covers.

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Ask Yachi for proof of what happened

The Obsarkuum incident is where a user named Obsidian (formerly Yvetial) pulled a ban arkumm (basically an arkuum but with bans instead of mod removals) before deleting their account and heading a separate direction with life on or off the Internet. It is unclear if Obsidian killed themselves after this, but that's just me writing this thing that probably no one will fully read

What did I miss in the few minutes I went to pee

jet-black mineral bans people then dies

I find it hilarious that every time someone asks you get increasingly verbose in explaining it

I was actually getting decreasingly verbose

I must’ve been reading them in reverse order then.

Gentleman named Sorting by Latest First:

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