"When the person you stabbed enjoys it" -TheSuitedGayWeeb

harder 😫😫😫 oh yes stab me more 😫

And then they will shoot me harder 😩

yes

I'm uncomfortable

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Nya~

I feel like I should say something here

I. Would. Rather. Die.

Relatable but moving on-

...Okay, but everyone likes a scratch behind the ear, even I.

Nope, I only like cu-

[[Cungadero]]s? Okay, insert a vehicle ad here.

Yes

Okay
*le shove in microwave*
20 seconds should resurrect the cells inside, and then they'll start bloating up again~
So, for 60 seconds.
*le beep*

:D

And done!
Here ya go!
*you reobtained the sack of..?*
*it's bigger, and sticky..?*

POV: Last thing you see before your dick gets chopped off

Like I said, "tail"

Oop-

So, I decided against the chopping. I'll just slam it in the microwave door and turn the microwave on.

The bigger the better!

Well, here's one you can really choke on!
*the almighty 13-in is presented*

Yummy!
(Our conversation is cursed)

Wait, I almost forgot! Fry some eggs with it..
(Yesh)
(I like that)

That looks yummy

Yes

Ooooooh!

Eggs n' sausage, a perfect duo.
Here, this one still has the liquids inside.
*you obtained sack of..?*

Aw yeah!

Shall I microwave this too?

So that's how hot dogs were first made!

Yep. wanna try an original?
I got some somewhere in my kitchen, tonight we feast?

Yes. We feast like royals!

Well call me queen bee, but without the bee, cause I LIKE BIG-
anyways. *microwaves weiners*

N O

Don't worry, it'll all be fine.
...NyaaaAAA- Imma cat.. and I dancedancedance, annIdancedancedance- Meooww- Imma kitticat, and I dans dans dans, and I dancedanceDANCC-
Odds are, you won't understand that.

Lmfao

Now receive headpats N O W

I don't want headpats *cri*

Then you will now have your tail cut off

No, cum-

I knew that I was just gonna try and go somewhere normal with it-
...I can get that for ya, too~

Yoy!

Now, whose do you want?

Ryan Reynolds

Be right back!
*poof*
*two minutes later*
Back!
Here ya go, he finished fast.
*Bottle obtained*
...don't mind the bullet hole in me hand.

Same

Some people enjoy receiving pain

Its called a masochist I belive

Yes

I am a masochist ^^

...alright then😀

Yeah 😁

*awkward light head pats*

^^

☺

😄

Hehe...I'm going to go get you're nonexistent father my dear child