Haha short joke

Inkmatas is a unit of messurment

Yes

us Americans will use anything but the metric system

True

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(03 is 2km tall)

So... Its puntable?

Collector: *grabs astra*

Don't. You. Dare.

I'm only asking!

Inkmatas: *Pats Astra* I know, it sucks being short

Astra: inky

Collector: awww! She's learning names!

Inkmatas: *Screeches in happiness* She's so cute!!!

*Astra hugs inkmatas' leg*

Inkmatas: *Blushes* C-c-can I keep her?

Collector: no because I need to observe her growth but I can bring her to visit every once in a while

Inkmatas: *Picks up Astra and cradles her and thinks of an idea*

Imma die if I get sent this.

im short lol

bob: here astra have a bomb

redi: i heard astra is learning names, try to say my name astra!
astra: ready!
redi: close enough

Eggy: awwwwwww
*gives headpats*
can I help teach her?

*she backs away*

Collector: She doesn't like you...

That's my fault, Sorry.

Awwwwww...
well, she's a learning robot right?
I hope she'll learn to like me.

Collector: yeah...

I think her next upgrade might happen soon... But something is coming... Something only I can stop...