ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PRINCESS IN A CELL
IN THE TOWER OF A CASTLE, THROUGH A FOREST ON A HILL
HALF THE MEN THAT EVER SOUGHT HER OUT HAD FALLEN ILL
ALL THE MEN THAT EVER TRIED TO CLIMB THE WALL HAD FELL; HANDFUL GATHER AT THE BASE OF THE PLACE
EACH CLAIM WAY BRAVER THAN THE BRAVEST YOU'VE FACED
BUNCH OF DINGBATS YAPPING ABOUT SAVING THE DAY
BUT WAIT, A SILHOUETTED AMPHIBIAN FACE IN HAZE
WELL IT WAS LONG LEGGED LARRY ON THE BACK OF A STEED
LEAPT UP YELLING "JORDAN" KISS THE GIRL ON THE CHEEK
TOUCH DOWN SAFE, SHOW THE LADY BACK TO HER PEEPS
IF YOU LISTEN REAL CLOSE YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE STREETS
GO LARRY, GO LARRY, GO GO GO LARRY
GO LARRY, GO LARRY, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO
