AMERICANS DESERVE
RESPONSIBLE, ACCOUNTABLE,
FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE; LIKE GREAT BRITAIN &
CANADA; NOW, BE A DEAR,
TAKE $150 OUT OF MY PANDEMIC RELIEF FUNDS JAR,
AND GO BUY ME
4 WHOLE ROASTED CHICKENS
FOR LUNCH. GET CHANGE,
& BUY YOURSELF A PACK OF CIGARETTES,
AN OUNCE OF CALIFORNIA LEGAL WEED,
& A BOTTLE OF BOOZE; GIVE US YOUR TIRED,
YOUR POOR,
YEARNING TO
SIGN UP FOR
FREE HEALTHCARE
& COLLEGE