how you gonna tell me you got a crush on a fox or something with a straight face?

me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

me

a human

ig the craziest thing ppl can crush on that's not all that crazy is an anime character since they're technically human, at least it's not a fox
But things go out of hand when you start making real life clay waifus and marrying them (someone in Japan did this)

ive legit seen a video of some guy turning on one of them vintage box tvs and an anime girl was playing on loop on that tv, and he was like trying to feed her n shit (they were at the thanksgiving table)

wtf

Potat: a door

nozomi: a fox

specific person of denmark: a child

Dank: a non existant demon

Danny: a child

the mfer from blues clues when I was like 7

to clarify which mfer

the.... clock-

WHAT?!

im jk

you better be

i liked the mail dude

Fun fact: that guy is bald now

and screenshot

LMAO

IM JOKING

I just feel sorry for them. Blue, just tell him what tf you want!

the dog or the guy who gets the mail?

the mail dude

That's steve

NO WAY

Me:...I actually don't know.

Y’all remember like starfire not like new one I mean the one from the original teen titans yeah

if you down bad for that, than we may have pochita's successor when he leaves this site

I thought we were talking about childhood crushes lmao I ain’t that down bad any longer

A robot

Who

The blue one from Fortnite

I thought you simped for hornet

I do

Image

Nah wait

The weirdest thing I simped for was a flower

Really?

Yes

Image

Bruh wth 💀💀💀

What the hell is wrong with you

I USED TO

RUUUULLEEE THE WORLD

I was pretty silly back in the day