JT's Tf2 rap went hard

Let's set up shop and get to work,
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt.
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses,
but do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive.

Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead

CRY SOME MORE
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
You little babies DON'T STAND A CHANCE
They call me Heavy, this is my gun.
When she starts spinning
YOU BETTER RUN

I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich

*chewing noises*

okay i am good

Are you a bleeding idiot,
to fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
for every grenade I launch (Nevermore!)

Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe!

This rap is kind of overdue (Right?)
But now it's time for you to meet the crew. (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2,
so pick a side: RED or BLU

Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose

I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem- Schiesser!

I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw,
But I can't help much if your head is blown off!
DIE SCHVEINHUND, I VILL VIN ZIS.
Don't overdose on my syringes!

Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death

I'm from the outback, where things get hectic.
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with.
Aussie Assassins aren't very common,
but when you hear this- *BANG*
Keep on runnin'.

CRY SOME MORE
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
You little babies DON'T STAND A CHANCE
They call me Heavy, this is my gun.
When she starts spinning
YOU BETTER RUN
I do nto require brains or technique,
I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat!
I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch!
Now I am hungry.
Give me sandvich.

nomnomnom

ok i am good 👌

we need to do the whole song

I got your head spinning runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly

With a couple double-jumps I'll be fleeing the zone,
pick up your intel quick then I'm bringing it home.
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth.
I mean, do youeven know who you're talking to?

About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!

BAM! Rocket jumping all over the place,
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face!
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose.
I hope you weasels are taking notes.

Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer

This rap is kind of overdue (Right?)
But now it's time for you to meet the crew. (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2,
so pick a side: RED or BLU

After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

W

Common Tlp W, common protogen L

Can’t Be Erased was fire back then 🔥

ON GOD

holdup ima see if i can remember the lyrics by memory

“…The creators betrayed us we caught it on tape.
We’re tainted by hatred and can’t be erased.”

I'm the dancing demon, watch twirl and hop and spin
I'm quick to give a smile but I won't forgive your sin.

Heck yeah I remember that.

I also remember Fight Like Hell, the DOOM 2016 rap.

ON GOD BRO ISTFG

Heck, I even fondly remember Dan Bill’s creeper and enderman rap

Dan Bull* autocorrect can kill itself.

DON'T
LOOK ME IN THE EYES
YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE
I'M CHASING YOU TONIGHT
UNTIL YOU DIE

DEALDY AS A KNIFE
BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED
I'M HUNTING YOU TONIGHT
UNTIL YOU DIE

IT'S TIME TO MAKE YOU CHOOSE
A BOMB YOU CAN'T DEFUSE
SO EASILY AMUSED TO WATCH YOU
DIE

DON'T YOU TRY TO FIGHT
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALIVE
I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHTS

(no no no-)

🔥

DA Games I know

Dan bull go brr