I am in need of a time machine and a significant amount of bleach

this is far too relatable lol

Also, i'm so sorry this is happening, all i have to witness is other people with alot of god dam candy

I caught 2 kids....doing it....in the gender nuteral bathroom....at 7 IN THE MORNING!

OMG, CALM DOWN! NO NEED TO GET HANKY PANKY THAT EARLY IN THE MORNING!

ikr?

I'm so sorry this is what's going on with you!
You should come hang out with me in A M E R I C A

I thought it's worse there?

it does suck here, but atleast people aren't snogging 24/7

now that, would be an improviment

so come to the most problamatic country! i have soda and candy!

I won't say no to candy

And, i mean, i'm sweet too-

Sadly, yes

aww ^w^

I'm good at being romantic, and seductive...

Me, a person who wants love but just sits there watching because i have nothing else to do-

ig this is an old image
but pull up a chair, boy do I have the story for you.

ooh~ Pray do tell

Well... My moms a substitute. She got called into the high school and was the substitute for gym. In 2nd block two girls were making out- butt naked- on the bleachers. When she stopped it because they were both girls, one spoke up and said she was a guy. Lets just say her dad the next day came to the school (my mom was subbing for the same class) and complained to the principal. My mom got called up to the office abt it and got chewed out by the man. So she straight up said "your daughter was fully naked in that gym and i seen no cock. Therefore, its a girl." The man and his daughter got mad and left.
Cocke County High School is crazy lol

As an aroace I can confirm