We're the Mario Brothers and plumbin's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double
We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
Uh!

bruh i used to love watching the super mario bros show

mama mia

go the f**k away

oh ok

did you see the recent Mario Movie trailer

they're gonna use the original theme song

"do you yelid?"

go the f**k away

"that is for a taste of our fury, do you yield?"

YOOOOO LESS GOOOO

They even have an actual website and a Phone Number you can call

epik

better call mario

i`ll turn into a goomba

shut the f**k up you retard

ong like why is this bitch even here

...

"that`s for our taste of our fury, do you yield?

GO AWAY YOU RETARDED BITCH

...ok

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR EXISTENCE

F**K OFF

fine

If you dont watch the super Mario bros super show your gonna turn into a goomba

i`m more of a bowzer

were the Mario brothers, plumbing’s our game,
Were not like the others who get all the fame
If your sinks in trouble, you can call us on the double
Were faster than the others, you’ll be hooked on the brothers
Uh!

*offers up James the fox for food*

"THANKS!!!" *eats him and grows* "your next."

*chuckles* I’m in danger

*grabs handie with her tail and squishes him* *bites off his tail*

“I would be screaming in agony right now, but im an HTF character so it doesn’t matter”

"HEEHEHEHHAHAHA" *let's him go while laughing*

*lays there bleeding out while contemplating logic*

"hmm"

“Can i die now?”

"sure, i'll just let you die slowly on the ground"

“Yay I’m slowly bleeding to death slowly awaiting reincarnation”

'*stares carfully*

get the f**k out of our rp

Yeah dumbass

"bye bye little beaver"

“Little is not a word i would like to be described with but ok”

"ok"

*dies before respawning* “you want to do it again?”

"no not really"

“Shall i sacrifice more peasants?”

PEEK A BOOOOOO

shut the f**k up

*sacrifices the piece of shit*

"Yes!!!"

*sacrifices James the fox again*

"already ate him"

“I shall sacrifice this piece of shit known as flaky then”

*gets james out of the way* NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

shu the f**k up

"hmmm give her to me"

“Ok but they have spikes on their back” *throws flaky in front of them*

*bites flaky* "mm crunchy, i like it!"

“I would do petunia next but she’d probably taste like a air freshener”

"bleh"

“How about big tooth beaver”

"who?"

“Toothy the beaver, cry baby, big teeth, cuddles best friend”

"ohhh"

*grabs toothy and drops him in front of them*

*eats toothy*

“How about cuddles next?”

"nah"

.

go the f**k away

oh ok

“Oh ok I’ve got some business to attend to anyway”

"bye"