SO, I’M AT THE POST OFFICE AND I SEE AN OLDER BALDING MAN STAMPING PINK ENVELOPES WITH “LOVE” AND THEN SPRAYING THEM WITH PERFUME. MY CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST OF ME, AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING. HE SAID THAT HE WAS SENDING OUT 1,000 VALENTINE CARDS SIGNED “GUESS WHO?”, AND I ASKED HIM WHY? HE TOLD ME HE WAS A DIVORCE LAWYER!
