The Modern McDonalds work culture isn't a Ray Kroc work environment. The Ray Kroc that supported a Ronald Reagan, he made the same joke about mom's having McDonalds at home. Ray Kroc's joke ended in cheaper food, more foot traffic, and higher value real estate; not safe places and blue hair.
I hope the reason is the crematorium called. With my sense of humor, I would have gone and order the mccrispy.