It’s time roast the shit out of me cos ur life depends on it

ive seen corpses with more life in their eyes than you

damn thats savage

lol

I saw how dead their eyes were lol

Honestly I hand picked the worst photo of myself for this so ur welcome

this animated version of you looks like it has more life in it than you could ever have

Did u actually do that

i used an app called genfty, here's the link: https://www.genfty.com/ai/anime

Yup thx

Wow it looks like me tho

True

You look like a Mii i created when i was 10

My eyes lol

Is that actually you?

Ye

Noice

You look like if Wednesday Addams was raised by two autistic men in NY. You also simultaneously look like an attention w**re

lol

TURN DOWN THE HEAT BOI

Well I can’t think of a roast. I don’t roast people anyway, it goes against my grain but you’re a darling little girl.
I wish you all the best the world had to offer

Joe Biden dat u

Your the reason the gene pool should have lifeguards

I am a lifeguard

I would rather drown

lol

You look like the result of my mother’s cousin’s heroin addict for a roommate getting f**ked by a troll from mars with a love for lacrosse.

Your body aged 5 years but your face stayed at 2

I didn't know Mark Zuckerberg could have kids.

Man I wish I was that rich

You look like the gecko I found in my house the other day. Man got flushed down the toilet.

Ye that was me sorry about that

Ye that was me sorry about that

Girl, I bet you failed the " I am not a robot test "
LOOK AT DEM CURSED EYES
LOOKIN LIKE M3GAN RN

They’re always like that blue w purple ring

your cheeks are so fat you like a frikin chipmunk

ALVIIIIIIIIIN

I'm not saying your dumb but a glow stick has a brighter future than you.

It’s true

should you be in a swamp Rn?

Probably

Oh so u a girl? Doesn’t matter you suck anyways (joke)

worst roast I’ve ever seen

Might be

You loo like one of my annoying, Overdramatic classmates ngl

lol

Are you in a bath room

Yes

You're like Rapunzel, only you let down everyone in your life.
Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, blah blah blah.

Did u just call me a stripper

no, i didn't, i just used the roblox story roast song.