Hmmmmm

I speak North Korea btw

I'm fluent in English, united states, Australia, New Zealand and Canadian

They're the same

woosh

u don't have to woosh me cuz I got the joke in the first place

djur

When people actually ask me if I speak Israeli

The first one makes sense. Ex: If you have no job for a year, you have one year of zero experience with jobs. That second one is a bit wrong tho

I speak Australia Ukraine Japan and Greece

I guess I speak United States, therefore I want to learn Canada, Great Britain, and Iceland.

Yes, I speak United states. That was the first language I have ever learned. I love speaking United states.

I can speak Thai, English (US Canada and Australia included) and a bit of Chinese

I speak united states, a little bit of mexico/spain, and a few words of germany

I speak US, England, some Italy, Australia, Canada, and Spain.

Yeah….. even though I live there, I don’t speak very fluent United States

I live in England and still can speak fluent United states pfffffttt

HAHA!
BEST THING EVER!

POR QUE CLARO QUE HABLO ESTADOS UNIDOS