Hello everyone

I asked a goblin then asked if he liked his head
Rolled a nat 1
Took half of my Max Health
Tried again and rolled a 3
Goblin hit me to 2 hp
Tried again
Rolled a nat 1
Killed myself

One time, we were stuck in the underdark and one of our guys tried to eat a flumph

*looks at them with utmost confusion*

Yeah, I had to use levitate to trap him against the ceiling so he couldn't

Wow

Waste a wish on not having a wish

WHY???!?!?!?

Because they were dumb

Well obviously, but what prompted it

IDK I kinda checked out since I was only playing since I had to

Ah ok

EASY! So I was playing with a few of my friends, and let's just say one is a REAL LIFE GREMLIN, and decided to try and hump a barrel! Then, not even a day later in the campaign, we had to tie them to the mast of the ship so they wouldn't try and fight (or hump) the damn sea monster! XD

One of my players keeps trying to poison his rapier

Not at any normal time

In the middle of combat

With no poison

They tried to kill a team of what would be level 10 or 12 NPC’s at level 2.

killed me, seasoned and cooked my body parts, and fed them to a giant spider oh and they also ate a goblin

The party wanted to:
kill the towns only blacksmith
Rob the biggest band in the far realms
Try to summon a deamon infront of an angle
Fight an adult black dragon
Not listen the the DMs "are you sure"
Try to rob the wizard merchant
Eat a cursed magic item

We almost got a tpk because of wolves. WE TOOK DOWN A DRAGON EASILY BUT WE CAN'T HANDLE WOLVES. And we beat the dragon when we were level two. We are level 4 now

lol

Lol indeed

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