I’m doing this because I lost a bet with a friend of mine

Dang bro needs armour for all the bullshit he attracts

damn you right

ask me if i wanna fight

I know you’re lying in the title. There is no way you have friends

F**k you . You don’t know me

Nah I just saw your face

I hope I never have to see yours

I think I saw you a couple weeks ago. But when I realized i did I immediately flushed the toilet

Aw I can see the resemblance

You’re saying they’re tough?

You look like that one cheerful side character who dies first in a movie about war so that they can showcase how much the good guys are getting destroyed

oof probably

I feel like if you were a magnet, instead of attracting, you would repel. To the moon.

Huh ok

Sorry mah boi

Don’t be

Bro so broke he signed up for the army in desperation.

Sorry for commenting late,just like your father except he never came back

F**k that’s true sadly

f**king hell,is that true,I had no idea I am sorry I truly crossed the line so have a nice day

It’s ok

Damn. Did not know military was so scary you had to bring that smile.

I don’t know what to say

You're a wannabe military airsofter aren't ya?

bro looks like the kid in 4th grade that plays airsoft on the weekends and thinks he'll be good in a war

that smile be lookin like u 16 and drove ur moms car into a wall

Oopsie dasiy

...

Wut

Nevermind

What?

DID YOU?

No because I value not getting sent to god

You should be the mc Donald’s logo with that smile just flip it lol

Damn

Bro looks like he was drafted into the army when he was still in middle school

Is there even anything to roast here? I don't see anything. And it's a picture, so there's no sound or smell.

this you?

God I wish I was Jim Carrey

he's awesome fr

i know right?!

There's no way you got into the military, so you're obviously larping with the the kit of the dad you never met

you would be correct to an extent aka yeah i met my dad how do you think i got the plate carrier

Bruh you said roast me not argue with me

well im tolerant but not that tolerant especially about my dad

What, am i supposed to apologise for that?? You asked to be roasted

You wear camo so people won't see your bullshit