The date started off so well
I began my night not expecting the fright of my life
He was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me
My favorite food is fish
Baby, that's my favorite too!
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo!
Hey boy, what's your favorite film?
He said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede, Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede, not ironically
He said, the costume design was a highlight
I like it for the plot (tell me what the plot's about)
German doctor sews three people axe to mouth (cool)
Human Centipede, please Narinder, save me
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Narinder's name, I'm gonna be the main course"
He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
Why are you blinking so much? (I've got something in my eye)
Here, let me get it out (no thank you, I don't wanna die)
Bonjour, madame was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak?
No.
Very good then, bon appétit
Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony at the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed,
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
Human Centipede, Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man, you know the deal, (pucker up)
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human Centipede, Human Centipede
(i'll regret this)
