You fat F****ING, disgusting, A** smelling. Blob. Cheese drinking. Crisco bathing. Lard gargling. Calorie thieving. Cabbage patch face having. Dr Robotnik looking. Won't stop eating. McDonalds gorging. T-Rex arm having. Non-vegetable eating. Cook in a george foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. Wide loaf. Hungry hungry hippo. Planet. Pretending to have a f***ing thyroid problem. Male/Free Willy. Part Bus. No Gazoona. Flubber. Kirby. Salad dodger. Chair crusher. Butter ball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin Man. Happy because hostess is back in business motherf***er!