stupid shit

crowbar

chainsaw

CUSTOM GENDER I'M DYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣

ITS DUMB AF

I hate how they decided to finally change that after years

WE FOUND THE GENDER GENERTOR

HUH

wdym change that

It never had the "add custom gender" or non-binary choices

oh ok

Nah bro I’m a wallmart bag

I'm a Spas .12

Are you a SPAS-12? Because I’d love to fill you with 7 rounds of buckshot

MAN WHAT THE F**K
GET AWAY YOU QUEER

I was referring to shooting you lmao

Take a u-turn into W lane

ohok
why shoot a gun

Nah that’s mid I’m a red-pattern 6-foot left shower curtain

I'm an iPhone 13 Pro

Are you an iPhone? Cuz you gonna turn off 45 seconds after meeting someone

I turn on when you push my button

You permanently turn off after 30 minutes until I plug my charger in you~ /j

man i dont want your dick in me

Did I stutter?

i still dont want no charger up my ass

Putting one in your face though

Oh I’m sorry i tore your face off, I’m such a boeing 727 airplane 🥺

lmao
still, i live there

Same

im a muslim, if you an airplane, im blowing you (up)

I’m a white supremacist. If you a Muslim, then I’m gonna smash you(r face off)

what state

You’re 100% not gonna believe this but it’s Ohio

damn
MA here

im a boy you f*ggot

I said “charger” that’s final mf

Ain’t no dicks in sight mf

no but srsly im legitimately a muslim

And I’m hispanic, I guess we both have something in common and it’s that we hate America /j

if i would add one i would add "walmart bag"💀💀💀💀

its dumb asf ik 💀💀💀💀💀

i cant add one

school chromebook

nah im a M1911 handgun

I'm an Uzi

lil uzi

lil pistol