bro- Who in their damn mind...

Note: involving spit

i suck beany’s cock every day

You're literally just a horny e-girl on imgflip

You suck everyone's dick (whoever is horny enough)

don’t call me a f**king e-girl again or i will strangle you

ahh, so scary, you're gonna /strangle me

go outside e-girl

shut up hanz
you’re a cactus and cactuses don’t speak

I'm prickly, so I'm basically untouchable

And nah, I think I'll be a personified cactus

did i hear something just now?
must’ve been the wind

You do realize you just replied to me
Thus acknowledging me

We didn’t need to hear that

too bad

We knwo

Link lol