How's this for "Impact"

wahhh wahhhh ban her, she hurt my precious maggat feelings

Joe was sniffing some immigrant girl when Kathy tore Chomo Joe's head clean off.

ah ok, i am glad she got cancelled then, comedians should be censored by the govt, to keep our feelings safe, maggat tears are sweet

I prefer sweet tea mixed with Lemonade. We call the an Arnold Palmer here in America. Try it sometime

offend a repugnant snowflake and add those tears to your favorite drink!

That's why I'm posting these liberals memes I'm cool off the tears though unless they're are female, 7s or above. No ugly woman tears in my cup. That's how Magic Johnson got AIDs.