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The more you know…. | If you open the umbrella before stabbing your victim, you avoid arterial spray on your clothing; Follow me for more practical murder tips | image tagged in memes,dating site murderer,umbrella,blood | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins | Day-yam Mary! That’s a big spoonful of medicine you got on that umbrella! | image tagged in dick van dyke from mary poppins | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way!" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Daycare is a bloody aweful business
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Dumbass906
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yeah but then it's harder to aim it, and the air resistance slows the umbrella down. I usually try to stab the trachea: doesn't bleed nearly as much, but it gets in their respiratory system and blocks it.
DrSarcasm
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How far away can you be standing to have aerodynamic factors?!
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If you open the umbrella before stabbing your victim, you avoid arterial spray on your clothing; Follow me for more practical murder tips