OKAY, SO JOE BIDEN JUST GAVE HIS SOTU ADDRESS; AND IT WAS -- YAWN! -- UTTERLY RIVETING. WE GO TO OUR STREET REPORTER FOR SOME INTERVIEWS. OH HEY GIRL, I'LL GET TO THE INTERVIEWS JUST AS SOON AS -- YAWN! -- I CAN KICK SOMEBODY AWAKE AFTER LISTENING TO THAT RIVETING SPEECH FROM THE PRESIDENT. I THINK SOMEONE'S SHOWING LIFE SIGNS OVER THERE!
