very nice time literally just being r/bossfights

bob: wiat wat

Inky is the first person who posted an oc

ah i see

Collector: be careful, back then there were beings with near limitless power due to an abundance of meme energy

bob: (throws box into packaging department of amizun)

bob: hopefully nothing happened (goes through portal)

Collector: (under his breath) if you think you're sneaky you've got a long way to go.

*Walks through portal*

bob: oh wait i forgot to put back the nokia armor

bob: hopefully nothing changed

Collector: given what time that was nokia armor would be pretty common. That won't do anything

(two hours later when bob tries to sleep)

bob: wait that wasn't the packaging building for amizun that was the packaging building for sometimes called "evil.inc"

bob: ok yay i get to keep it

bob: no if i do it redi will stop existing and since i am not connected to his family i will be fine

bob: im pretty sure the rest of the multiverse will be fine

Collector: you're missing the point.

*Breaks time machine*

It doesn't matter if you aren't connected to redi, if you kill his grandfather you are putting THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE in danger!

He is one of it's most powerful protectors, and I will not allow you to stop him from existing.

bob: oh wait he is ok i must go back wait where is the thingy

bob: were already in the pre-oc era how do we get out

Collector: *opens portal*

Unlike you, I have some control over time by default.

bob: imma look around maybe this amizun box will help

Collector: bob, go through the portal.

The longer we stay here the more risk there is of causing a paradox

bob: don't worry ill just put these potions i made in this box and leave it here so that they know what the future is like

Collector: *facepalm*

Let's say this is the planet me and zanthor landed on near the end of our battle, what if he finds those potions? He would heal and I'd end up dead. The multiverse would lose it's most powerful protector.

*Grabs the box*

Come on, Let's go.

bob: fineeeeeeeeeeeee

bob: but can at put the box back

Collector: ...

If I die because of this it's your fault.

*Puts the box back*

bob: (puts on nokia armor) okie

Collector: that... Would actually work

bob: i will keep going until i find redi's grandfather

collector: Wait, why are you trying to find his grandfather?

bob: (nervous) no reason i need advice

Collector: I'll give you advice if you tell me why your looking for him.

bob: (leaves)

Collector: you were gonna kill him weren't you.

bob: im salty because redi did it first but i know i can't go against redi so...

Collector: if you kill him you will create a paradox and threaten the stability of reality itself!

Just being in the past is dangerous. You don't know what you could touch on accident that could change the course of history