Russian tortoises are adorable.

Those are weird tomatoes

T U R T L E

turelt
(or toritoes if you prefer)

BTW, i have 2 tortioses

Wholesome

Tutel🐢

I always ask for my salad at potbelly without tomatoes...I need to stop...I'm at the edge....I just need you to see my face....then I can die in peace...someday....30+ years from now...hopefully sooner...

https://imgflip.com/i/7aipt8

And That Is Why You Are God, My Babe Of A Husband. Thanks For Ordering A Second Burger For My Move In Party Yesterday. 😇

Ughhhhh sorry my Son just used my account, he's grounded now lmao.

how dare you. YOUR SON BROUGHT WHOLESOMENESS TO THE FUN STREAM AND YOU GROUNDED HIM *insert entire paragraph of ?! here*